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fact!

additionally, coffee = jet fuel and broom also equals pony, or in my case: a car...... cause even as a child..... i kNEw i was special

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voicemails and how much i like them…. spoiler alert: not very much

i love having to call my voicemail number, then entering my pass code, then waiting for the seductive robot lady voice to tell me i have 1 new voicemail and then to just hear you say: “hey it’s me,...

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my last 3 days…

as all three of my followers know, i've been MIA due to some school stuffz....anyways, this is the type of fun i was having.... you know you've done well on a test when.....

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what i look like, minus the mustache…..and the muscles

so i'm sure a lot of you have been wondering what i look like.......really? ..... do you REALLy care that much? "no not really, stop flattering yourself fatty"...no YOU're FAT!!

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silly simon goes to starbucks

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see, now that’s just mean…

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drugging and driving can be hi-larious

and THAts why you shouldn't drive with your head outside your car

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oooOOooo i see what you did there ;)

.....see what he did there? ;) ;)...... wait what, you didn't? ask yourself "where are his hands?"....now ask yourself "why am i so ugly?" MUHAHa! did i make you cry?.....no?....fine, eff you i can...

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1 out of every 4 ……..

i think they mean 1 out of every 4 personalities is ..... REALLY!?! NO one got that reference?!?! go watch my jeero, silly simon or olav videos, oh and take notes i'll be quizzing you ;) ....... not...

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how i looked like as a kid….

there’s no punch line to that……literally i looked like that ^^  only with a mustache…..and a beard…….and no pants…….never did get into that trend

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